Thank You NBC!

For an excellent Sunday afternoon nap. I hadn't planned on it, but your genius decision to run yet another Red Wings game made it so easy to slip into an afternoon coma.

I know there are a ton of bandwagon Wingnut pseudofans out there, many of whom will tune in to watch Steve Yzerman (woo! The best 4eva!) and Sergei Fedorov (he's so cute!) play, but thanks for considering that the other hockey fans out there in the world might not want to watch them.

Run them if you want in Chicago or Kansas City or something, but couldn't someone from St. Louis pipe in with "we hate Detroit. Can we get the Anaheim game?"

Assholes.

Hell, even that precocious and weak-bladdered lil' Calvin knows better.