Thank You NBC!

For an excellent Sunday afternoon nap. I hadn't planned on it, but your genius decision to run yet another Red Wings game made it so easy to slip into an afternoon coma.

I know there are a ton of bandwagon Wingnut pseudofans out there, many of whom will tune in to watch Steve Yzerman (woo! The best 4eva!) and Sergei Fedorov (he's so cute!) play, but thanks for considering that the other hockey fans out there in the world might not want to watch them.

Run them if you want in Chicago or Kansas City or something, but couldn't someone from St. Louis pipe in with "we hate Detroit. Can we get the Anaheim game?"

Assholes.

Hell, even that precocious and weak-bladdered lil' Calvin knows better.

I Love GT Readers.

I thought the funniest part of the Blues/Hawks here-and-here was going to be when we sold a copy of the paper (headline: Hawks Suck Again) on Tuesday to a guy in a red Hawks jersey. Right after paying for the paper, he read the headline and said, "aw, what the shit?!"

And then on Thursday, one of our regular readers (and the author of a certain linked blog) decided to take a picture with a whole family of Hawk fans. They sure look happy, don't they?

Notice that our lone Blues fan is holding up his fabulous copy of GT. Seems like a St. Louis guy making nice with some Chicago-fan-Jordan-loving-Chelios-chili-eating-Bears-hopeful-Sears-Tower-worshiping-giant-silver-bean-art-loving-Ditka-sucking-Wirtz-hating-Old-Style-drinking-green-river-bragging-maybe-this-year-is-next-year-Cub-fan-haven't-been-to-a-game-since-Amonte-left-pseudo-Blackhawks-fans, right?


Nice St. Louis kid. Not afraid to be cool with some Indian Head lovers? Look closer. That GT is saying what our Blues fan has been yelling all night:



Aw yeah. "Blackhawks Still Suck".

And look at 'em.

"Yay! We DO suck!""

Sorry drunk Chi-Town fans. You just got shutout and you just got taken to school. Next time you might want to investigate more before that digital camera gives you the flashy-flash.

As we might say with the aid of Horn Guy:

Pom Pom Pom!
Black Hawks Suck!
Pom Pom Pom!
Black Hawks Suck!

And so on and so forth.

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